I find myself wondering "what is it really you are suppose to do when you accidentaly let go some smelly wind in the wrong situation?" For instance when you're chatting up someone, or just talking to someone, or even - when you are in the swingdors or in the elevator. First, you hope it not to be a smelly one....
Then, when it just spreads so slowly and linguers on into seemingly infinity - seconds becomes hours and you spend so much energy getting into a state of emotional crisis that you just can't go on with your conversation. Everybody most probably caught the picture. And let's be honest, it can last for like a minute or probably even worse. The time available is abundantly sufficient to do this equation:
That bad smell + your weird face = easy task.
Then the discovery that everyone discovered your guilt embarrasses you further and the blushing starts to show. You need to clear your throuth and your eyes flicker all over the place. You might even raise your voice a tad, hoping the louder sound will disquise the wrong smell.
Do you excuse yourself verbally or just hope everyone forgets so quickly? What if you are only two? how to deal with it then? And why do i keep doing this, i rarely get farted at myself. It's probably a subversive strategy on some uncouncious level. Yeah, I'll go with that. I'm simply mean.
It feels so much better now that i've decided that i know that.
Then, when it just spreads so slowly and linguers on into seemingly infinity - seconds becomes hours and you spend so much energy getting into a state of emotional crisis that you just can't go on with your conversation. Everybody most probably caught the picture. And let's be honest, it can last for like a minute or probably even worse. The time available is abundantly sufficient to do this equation:
That bad smell + your weird face = easy task.
Then the discovery that everyone discovered your guilt embarrasses you further and the blushing starts to show. You need to clear your throuth and your eyes flicker all over the place. You might even raise your voice a tad, hoping the louder sound will disquise the wrong smell.
Do you excuse yourself verbally or just hope everyone forgets so quickly? What if you are only two? how to deal with it then? And why do i keep doing this, i rarely get farted at myself. It's probably a subversive strategy on some uncouncious level. Yeah, I'll go with that. I'm simply mean.
It feels so much better now that i've decided that i know that.
